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Doin' Our Thing Sticker DOT
Let 'em know we are just
Doin' Our Thing down a Dusty Old Trail and getting it Done On Time
a little white sticker with black lettering.
This sticker has nothing to do with the Dept of Transportation.
We at HelmetsRus frown upon anyone using it deceptively.
Should we discover any misuse we will publicly scold you
and you can be sure we will immediately see to it that your
beer ration is cut in half for no less than 3 days (does not include nights after 5PM).